more family photos

family photos

I'm scanning all my families photos! Here are a select few. More as they become available, and everyone will get a copy on cd when I'm done. I'll probably upload a pile onto face book too.

My cats

so, tonight my cat sat on by bare legs and I felt something wet. "Andy," I say, "I feel something wet from this cat's but-ular area". The cat moves and makes a new wet spot. I look down and see a small discoloured area of wetness on my leg. "anal secretions?" asks andy, as if it was the most normal thing in the world. "I guess so" I say and pick up the cat to wash it's ass and my legs. The room starts to smell. We decided it must have been a wet fart. That's just life with cats I guess. oh, the never ending joy.

you know what your kitchen needs?

Toasters! I think I own 2, both in storage, neither of them work particularly well. Toasters are a household staple, and have been for years. Some folks think they're due for an update, or some new fancy acessories. What do you think? I think Andy would be launching toast at me for the rest of my life if he knew about the trebuchet toaster, and I'm not sure I'm ready to deal with that AND the nerf darts.

toaster : a concept for a toaster that toasts pixelated images on your bread, wall mounted.

pirate toast stamper : put in the toaster with your bread for the perfect way to start talk like a pirate day. Comes in various other non-pirate shapes.

butter cutter : stores and slices butter neatly.

handheld toaster : a concept toaster that is beautiful but dangerous. The toasting part shows more flowers as the toast browns.

trebuchet toaster : launches toast into the air. AWESOME.

transparent toaster : just what it sounds like.

bread slicer : french bread slicer.

steak toaster : Toasts steak.

teapot toaster : boils water for tea while making toast.

hot dog toaster : toasts buns and wieners. hehehe, buns and weiners.

toaster and egg cooker : poaches eggs and makes toast.

radical 6 part toaster : concept toaster with toasting spokes.

note toaster : concept toaster, you write the note, toaster toasts it on your bread. beware when passive agressive roomates offer to make your breakfast.

darth toaster : there are lots of toasters that toast pics on toast- disney princesses, cylons, hello kitty, micky mouse, the list goes on. But Vader's best.