My cats

so, tonight my cat sat on by bare legs and I felt something wet. "Andy," I say, "I feel something wet from this cat's but-ular area". The cat moves and makes a new wet spot. I look down and see a small discoloured area of wetness on my leg. "anal secretions?" asks andy, as if it was the most normal thing in the world. "I guess so" I say and pick up the cat to wash it's ass and my legs. The room starts to smell. We decided it must have been a wet fart. That's just life with cats I guess. oh, the never ending joy.