my super cool blog... that's cool!
a blog of things i find funny or interesting boiled down to a set of pictures and a few lines of text.
Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
just trying to help...
have you been recieving a lot of chain emails lately? send the person who forwarded the junk to you to www.thanksno.com, a site that tells them politely why you shouldn't send junk email to friends and family.
i don't realy have this problem, i just think it's funny that someone went through the trouble of creating the page.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
belly long jump rules again!
the belly long jump:
measure your belly around your belly button when you've sucked your guts in as far as they will go. Then measure your belly when you've puffed it out as far as it will go. the difference is your belly long jump. my belly long jumps 6.5 inches. if your belly jumps a longer distance, tell me and you can win a prize! (good ones too. i made them myself. binders and boxes covered in vintage wallpaper, hair clips made of beans, marble magnets, croched dish cloths... lots of cool stuff!).
all participants (even people i don't know) will get prizes, even if your belly only jumps a little.
measuring tapes can be found for free @ ikea, or you can use a piece of string and a ruler.
put your belly jump in as a comment or email it to me (add contact info so i can get your loots to you) at bridge_rodgers@hotmail.com there is no time limit, so if you're reading this in the distant future i'll still send you a present! maybe a rocket pack or hovercraft, what ever's popular at the time. and will fit in the mail.
werner herzog: many say he's the only man who could take on chuck noris. i agree!
this german director - man! everything you hear about him is strange. he interests me and creeps me out intensely. he is very outside of my comfort zone.
Herzog Shot During Interview
By WENN Friday, February 03, 2006
HOLLYWOOD - German director Werner Herzog was shot by a crazed fan during a recent interview with the BBC. The 63-year-old was chatting with movie journalist Mark Kermode about his documentary Grizzly Man, when a sniper opened fire with an air rifle. Kermode explains, "I thought a firecracker had gone off. "Herzog, as if it was the most normal thing in the world, said, 'Oh, someone is shooting at us. We must go.' "He had a bruise the size of a snooker ball, with a hole in. He just carried on with the interview while bleeding quietly in his boxer shorts." An unrepentant Herzog insisted, "It was not a significant bullet. I am not afraid."
Herzog Helped Phoenix from Car Wreckage
By WENN Thursday, February 02, 20
HOLLYWOOD - Oscar-nominee Joaquin Phoenix was rescued from his car wreck last week by German cult director Werner Herzog. The 31-year-old Walk the Line star overturned his car on a canyon road above Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood after his brakes failed and he collided with another vehicle. Phoenix was saved because he was wearing his seat-belt, but has revealed he was helped from the wreckage by the 63-year-old, who has a home nearby. The actor says, "I remember this knocking on the passenger window. There was this German voice saying, 'Just relax.' There's the airbag, I can't see and I'm saying, 'I'm fine. I am relaxed. Finally, I rolled down the window and this head pops inside. And he said, 'No, you're not.' "And suddenly I said to myself, 'That's Werner Herzog!' There's something so calming and beautiful about Werner Herzog's voice. I felt completely fine and safe. I climbed out. I got out of the car and I said, 'Thank you,' and he was gone." Article Copyright World Entertainment News Network All Rights Reserved.
Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (1980)
A film exactly described by its title. German film director Herzog had made a bet with fledgling director Errol Morris that, if Morris made a film, Herzog would eat his shoe. Morris went on to film 'Gates of Heaven', so Herzog kept his promise. While eating the boiled shoe, Herzog carries on a dialogue with the film premier audience on film, art, and life.
His well-documented production difficulties - dragging a ship over a mountain, attempting to film the eruption of a volcano, hypnotizing an entire cast - may well be extra-filmic means of establishing the authenticity of his films, but in Herzog's case they threaten to become the real event of which the actual film is merely a record.
He explained how the rats that spill off the Count's ship were penned in just out of camera range and individually painted gray ("I was bitten quite a few times. But it was no big deal," he said).
Principal photography was 40 percent complete when the actor playing Fitzcarraldo, Jason Robards, became so seriously ill that he was forced to quit the production. After many production delays, the movie's other main actor, Mick Jagger, had to leave for a prior commitment (a Rolling Stones' concert tour). Virtually all of the film footage shot by this point was now unusable. After a year of filmmaking, director Herzog had to start over from scratch.
According to Herzog, he didn't cast Kinski initially because he thought Kinski would go "totally bonkers" if trapped on location in the Amazon during the production's lengthy shooting schedule. Herzog's fears were well founded. Once shooting resumed with Kinski in the lead role, Kinski flew into daily rages
Kinski became so difficult to work with that an Indian chief (who had a small role in the movie) went to Herzog and offered to murder Kinski. The Indians hated him. They weren't used to people ranting and raving at the slightest provocation.
But problems with actors were only part of the many complications faced by Herzog. While the crew was filming near the border of Peru and Ecuador, a border war broke out between the two countries, and soon afterwards, soldiers burned the movie's production camp to the ground. But Herzog's biggest enemy may have been the weather: he found himself working during the largest drought in 65 years. River levels plunged to depths of two feet or less. As a result, the movie's steamship became stranded for months on a sand bar while waiting for rains to return. However, when rains came, Herzog found himself working during the wildest rainy season in history.One crew member was bitten by a snake with venom so poisonous that cardiac arrest typically followed within seconds. Realizing what had happened, the crew member picked up a chain saw and cut off his own foot. Another man was paralyzed. Another man drowned. When Herzog talks about the movie's climactic scene, which involves a steamboat drifting down a river, he tells us how they had to lash down one of the actors to the helm for fear he would fly through the windows when the ship crashed against rocks. After the cinematographer's hand was split open trying to film this sequence, he underwent a 2½ hour operation to put his hand back together again--and no anesthesia was available. As he screamed and thrashed in agony, one of the two camp prostitutes (!) calmed him by pressing his head between her breasts. (According to Herzog, a Catholic priest urged him to include prostitutes as part of the movie's production crew or the men would go crazy in the jungle.)
Where most other filmmakers would have opted to go for miniatures and special effects shots, Werner Herzog decided for the real deal. What you see on film is what really happened. A huge aisle was cut in the jungle and the ship has been actually pulled over the hilltop to the other side.
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Saturday, June 24, 2006
gunners!
ah, axl rose. who else can pull off such short shorts? or jump so high? rock on, axl. rock on.
"Psychologically, you could consider this a reunion tour because I've managed to find enough pieces of my mind in order to be with you here tonight."
Fashion designer Tommy Hilfiger's physical attack on Guns 'N Roses frontman Axl Rose last week has been linked to the rocker's current girlfriend.
GUNS N' ROSES frontman Axl Rose unknowingly ended up in a mostly gay gym in Tacoma before the group kicked off their U.S. tour, Star magazine has reported. "The boys were frantic," a source at the gym revealed. "They didn't know if he was even going to stay. He looked pretty surprised. But he stayed, and they just started running up to him for autographs. He signed every one of them." Axl even waited patiently in line for many of the weightlifting contraptions without insulting anyone or acting up.
Monday, June 19, 2006
day 1 of best cats
this is the first day of a series called "best cats of the internet". you must go to the following website:
www.infinitecat.com check out cat # 300. so cute!
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
quantity not quality...more blog!
MXC is a stupendous show. i watch it when i get the chance. you should too.
lets get it on!
"But among the MacGyver reruns and commercials for herbal testosterone enhancers resides something oddly artistic and genuinely resonant, an obstacle course reality show titled Most Extreme Elimination Challenge—MXC to its fans. If Spike TV has anything to communicate beyond beer and boobs, it may be found amid MXC's Downhill Giant Rice Bowl Slalom and its Eat Shiitake Challenge."
"Takeshi's Castle was a Japanese game show that aired from 1986 to 1989 on the Tokyo Broadcasting System. It featured the esteemed Japanese actor Takeshi Kitano (also known as "Beat" Takeshi) as a count who owns a castle and sets up impossible challenges for players (or a volunteer army) to get to him. "
"Takeshi Doll — When Takeshi was unable to attend tapings because of time served in jail in the mid 1980s (and later under house arrest), one of the Emerald Guards filled in by wearing his robe and a giant papier-mâché Takeshi head similar to the ones sports team mascots use over their heads "
"nearly every episode features one contestant with the surname "Babaganoosh." Contestants of that name are said to have some sort of connection with the Middle East, but in reality it is a favorite (traditionally Middle Eastern) meal of co-writer/producer Christopher Darga. His mother is Lebanese, and he keeps a box of Baba ghanoush on one of the TV monitors in his office. "
i like the horse races the best.