culottes: increase your modesty!

"culottes are not just long shorts! The RIGHT kind of culottes do appear as a skirt"

in the 60's:
"They were called hostess pajamas"

GOD approves of coulottes.
"In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel...1Tim 2:9 ... Modest Apparel USA has many colors and fabrics available in our culottes"

"Culottes are a split or divided skirt. The term skort is more widely used, possibly because it is easier to pronounce. While some garments sold as culottes resemble short trousers, to truly be a skort it needs to look like a skirt"

The following is a description of baptismal coulotte robes:
"In stock for fast delivery of your order, the Culottes ensure modesty. The legs are fully cut and specially designed to give the appearance of a robe. Lead weights are added to the hems to keep them down in the water."

not everyone likes coulottes
"culottes are the work of the Devil.
someday I think we'll find out that the same secret Trilateral Commission/Knights Templar/Elks Club-type group is responsible for culottes, carob, that guy you always think is Bill Paxton but isn't, corn syrup, David Blaine, and the vice-presidency, and that only by refusing to wear culottes will we manage to thwart their evil plan. And you know it's evil if it involves culottes."

For every occasion:
"The weight and finish of fabric transforms culottes from everyday to special"